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Late Night Snark: Naughty or Nice Edition
"The Supreme Court heard a case over whether a conservative evangelical woman can refuse to design a web site for a same-sex marriage. During oral arguments in the case, Justice Samuel Alito raised the hypothetical: could a Black department store Santa be forced to take a picture with a child dressed in a Klan robe? Alito said he would love an answer before he takes his grandkids to the mall next week."
—Colin Jost, SNL
Jimmy Kimmel: If he ever runs short of wrapping paper, does [Barack] ever wrap the gifts in top-secret documents that he 'borrowed' from the White House?
Michelle Obama: We don't have any, Jimmy. And if we had, I guarantee you my husband would be in somebody's jail by now.
—Jimmy Kimmel Live
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