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Late Night Snark: The Party of “Nay!” Edition
"As of tonight's taping, Republicans haven't chosen a Speaker of the House. But [McCarthy's] not giving up. In fact, he has a campaign slogan for each round of voting. For the first vote his slogan was McCarthy for Speaker: I'll Speak For You. For the second vote it was Second Time's the Charm. For the third vote it was Okay, What the Hell, Guys? … Then it was, Wait—I'm Losing To The Avocado From The Masked Singer? Then it was, I'm Honestly Starting to Think This is Personal. And then it was, McCarthy for Speaker: I Guess I'll be the First Republican to Storm Out of the Capitol."
—Jimmy Fallon
"The Republicans in the House of Representatives are giving Southwest Airlines a run for their money right now. So far, putting Republicans in charge has been like putting woodchucks in charge of your lawn. … Who would've guessed that a bunch of insurrection apologists would have trouble certifying a vote?"
—Jimmy Kimmel
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